“Mind if i ask you a question, pastor?”

“Please.”

“This book, you have to believe all of it, not some of it right?”

“That’s right.”

“Pastor, do you like shrimp?”

“As a matter of a fact, yes, I do.”

“Because, in Leviticus — few scriptures before that man lying with man is an abomination one — it also says its an abomination to eat shellfish. And… shrimp are shellfish, right?”

“What’s your point young man?”

“I believe the point is, if you can eat shrimp, we can eat cock.”